#two bit Mathews

[skysole]

Steve's reminds me of fifth grade when we would wrestle on pe and the teachers had me and my friend go against each other and she pinched me hard enough to draw blood and so I bit her and we were banned from participating the rest of class lmao

The most “boys will be boys” things the gang do

• Steve, Soda, Dally, and Darry stay walking around half naked, ESPECIALLY in the summer. Their shirts are never on. Soda’s jeans are unzipped half the time smh

• as much as they really really try, the Curtis boys are known for leaving their dirty laundry everywhere 😟 no matter how messy they can be though, Two-Bit’s room will always be exponentially worse

• one time Steve and Soda wanted to see who could eat the most chocolate cake so they each ate a whole half of a cake and threw up later

• Johnny do not be washing his clothes 😭😭😭 it’s rly not his fault but Darry will offer to wash up some of his stuff with Ponyboy’s and Johnny will be like “no thank you it’s not that bad 🙂” bros jean jacket probably carries the plague

• they literally don’t stop eating. It’s canon that the Curtis brothers all have big appetites, everyone else is just as bad. Most of their money goes to groceries bc they literally just eat and eat

• Ponyboy tries to lay in bed directly after track practice before showering bc he’s tired and Sodapop is appalled

• so so so many wrestling and football injuries. Pony’s always tripping and falling face first. Steve is a fucking pincher when they’re wrestling so Soda and Two-Bit always have little ass bruises on them from him 💀 during football Johnny is really good at slipping between people bc he can be pretty quick but one time he managed to take Steve down with him and they knocked their heads together

• Dally unfortunately enjoys driving around and yelling obscenities when he has Buck’s car. No one is off limits. He’ll trail behind Johnny and be like “ay what that mouth do” and Johnny just lets out the most defeated sigh

• Ponyboy and Curly were each other’s first kiss “for practice” and didn’t rly think much of it until they realized they’d only been kissing each other even tho they didn’t need practice anymore and never tried to get w anyone else 😭😭😭

• if Two-Bit sees any kind of animal worth catching in his mind like an armadillo or some shit he will indeed try to catch it and bring it to the Curtis house and Darry is just like if you don’t get that damn armadillo off my porch

Anyway I love these sillies even tho boys are gross 😒

[theblack-dog]

One time Darry gave Ponyboy a black eye.

It was a complete accident. Darry was in the kitchen doing dishes and Ponyboy snuck up behind him as he finished putting a plate away, and (mostly due to their height difference) just absolutely elbowed him right in the face.

It got really dark and swollen, so the gang obviously noticed, and when they asked what happened, Ponyboy was like "Oh, Darry did it, 😔" and gave no further context, so Darry had to quickly explain to them that it was an accident and he did not in fact left hook his little brother in the face.

[socgf]

my roommate just told me that when i was passed out drunk, to try to get me out of bed she yelled “THE OUTSIDERS ARE HERE” and apparently i shot up and jumped for joy

[krox333]

Ponyboy sick after the rumble headcanons

Two bit and Steve stayed in the hospital waiting room all night waiting to hear an update on Pony.

At the hospital, Darry tried to convince Soda to go home but Soda refused.

Pony woke up a few times but couldn’t stay awake for more than a minute. He also had no idea what was going on.

Darry cried after heating Pony call for his parents and Johnny.

Pony was in the hospital from Saturday night to late Sunday night

Soda and Darry took shifts watching over Pony when he got home.

Darry made Soda go to work on Monday and he watched over Pony.

Pony asked why he needed to be on bedrest for a week and insisted he was fine. Darry threatened to tie him to the bed if he tried to get up.

Darry and Soda took really good care of him the entire week he was sick. They made all of his favorite meals. Soda gave him back rubs and brought him candy. Darry brought him books. They also made sure that he was getting rest and cleaned him up when he threw up all over himself.

Pony slept a lot that week.

Two bit stayed with him when Darry and Soda went to work during the day.

Two bit and Steve played cards with him.

[overdozerchan]

MORE DALBIT PLEASE THEY’RE SO CUTE WHAT

what if i posted the outsiders.... wahtif..

[a2trid]

Darry would NOT get on the gang for swearing, what are we talking about. He’s 20

He would only get on them if any adults were around, or social services.

[mister-mickey]

Tim can’t skate and wasn’t even sure he wanted to come because he hates looking stupid, but twobit promised to be helpful

I think he gave up on that promise pretty quick

[milkzfall]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Have some beautiful pidbit

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Two Bit when Marcia:

[brat-pack-it-up-boys]

“The children yearn for the mines”

Wrong!

They yearn for The outsiders x newsies au

[rinajjbp]

Head canon that Two-Bit calls Marcia his little Martian girl/Miss Martian or just any variation of those 👽

Anyway, Happy Valentines Day! What better way to celebrate than with some Mar-Bit 🩷🩷🩷🩷 I love love love them.

(She’d pretend she hates it but secretly loves it. Never in her life did anyone think to call her a “Martian” because of “Marcia” — it’s super silly, but she’d feel so special simply because it’s Two-Bit. He’d be the only one who calls her that.)

There is not a single thought behind those eyes…

[damthosefandoms]

“Issat it?" Soda stands on his tiptoes to look over Darry's shoulder at the card in his hand. "It's real? A real driver's license?"

"Why wouldn't it be real?" Darry says, although he knows Soda's probably thinking about Two-Bit's fake ID he's been showing off lately... as if anyone would fall for it. Keith's fourteen. Darry's fairly certain he isn't even shaving yet.

Soda's moved on, anyway.

"You can drive us down the Ribbon now! We can pick up girls!” Soda cries out excitedly.  He tries jumping on Darry’s back and Darry shrugs out of the way, shaking his brother off so Soda tumbles back to his feet.

“Girls, huh? What kinda girls you pickin’ up over at the middle school, Sodapop?” Darry jeers, but as usual the chatterbox has an answer for everything.

“Cute ones,” Soda drawls, grinning ear to ear. “Blondes, even.”

“Who’re you, Two-Bit? You ain’t picking up no blondes. ‘Sides, why should I cruise around with you, shortstack? I got friends my own age for that.”

“What, like Paul? You always hang with Paul. More’n any girls, even. How come’s that, Dare? You got the hots for him or somethin’?" The kid has the guts to smirk. "Paul's blond.”

Darry instinctively swings at Soda. He ducks and Darry pulls him into a loose headlock.

“I ain’t got the hots for no one, kid, you shut your damn mouth ‘fore I shut it for ya—”

Soda elbows him in the gut and uses the opportunity to run for his life, cackling like a maniac. Darry’s left standing there, heart racing, but for some reason he's pretty sure it’s not from the thrill of messing around with his little brother.

[yumi-g0ld]

jally hcs cuz valentines bro!!

-shares cigs alllll the time

-dallas stole a bunch of stuff for him

-johnny stole a few things but saved some money from different places to actually buy something

-watched the sunset tg that night

-went to a drive in

sor ry not alot i cant thINK LATELY

hates deleted probably meow

[cloversplace]

I js got the most evil idea for a fic ever

soda coming back from war (he’s fine, mb a lil scarred but dw) he walks into his childhood home and finds it empty. He’s confused, what kind of prank is this? Two-bit walks in, “where’s Darry and Pony?” Soda asks. Waiting for Two to break out in a grin and reveal where his brothers are, this is just some kind of joke right? But Two-bit just looks somber, “their, they’re dead Soda. They’re gone.” Soda’s world implodes around him. He runs out the door, going to the graveyard, Two-bit’s wrong he has to be- he’s met with the sight of four graves. Mom, dad, and pony and Darry. He didn’t even get to attend their funerals. He didn’t even know. He was stuck halfway across the world. Fighting for a country he didn’t even want to be in if his brothers weren’t there with him. 27 steps away, Johnny Cade and Dallas Winston are also buried. Soda’s lost almost everyone. All he has left is Steve and Two-bit, but he knows even they won’t be around much longer. He’s destined to be alone.

aka, soda comes home from Vietnam and is met with an empty house

I wanted to write something fluffy for a change, did u guys like it? I love writing happy stuff like this ☺️

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[socgf]